Whod you bang
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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