who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
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The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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