Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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