3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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