so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
