party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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