That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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