Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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