Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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