also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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