You can't motorboat a personality
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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