are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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