I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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