it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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