I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I could make wine with my vomit
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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