DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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