WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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