And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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