You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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