I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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