ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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