last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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