It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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