What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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