I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.