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Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.

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(786): Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative. http://tfl.nu/wo1e

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I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!

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(516): I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up! http://tfl.nu/z9ns

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Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?

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No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.

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(313): Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween? (518): No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate. http://tfl.nu/4msk

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Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.

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(704): Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker. http://tfl.nu/w3ss

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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.

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(614): just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good. http://tfl.nu/28dw

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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high

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(607): Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high http://tfl.nu/24mk

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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.

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(845): her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together. http://tfl.nu/creu

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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..

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(902): i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this.. http://tfl.nu/inhx

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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words

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(810): Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words http://tfl.nu/8a38

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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.

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(419): Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli. http://tfl.nu/0eu4

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I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now

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I see you're taking unemployment seriously.

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(607): I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now (315): I see you're taking unemployment seriously. http://tfl.nu/5xru

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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed

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(585): If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed http://tfl.nu/2pf8

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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.

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(941): He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud. http://tfl.nu/s98m

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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.

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(708): First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night. http://tfl.nu/xjsn

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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.

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(719): Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever. http://tfl.nu/fluu

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