ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....