The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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