I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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