BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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