Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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