i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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