I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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