Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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