Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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