I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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