hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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