i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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