I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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