Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
