My girlfriend figured out who you are.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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