He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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