You don't have asthma, your pregnant
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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