Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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