so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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