At least make sure they are 18
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The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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