we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
