He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize