Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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