I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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