I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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