i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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