i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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