Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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