yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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