She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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